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| Lucifer |
I've got Nude Lawyers. Email me! |
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| Mutant Wizard #1 |
Sorry folks. We've had to disable Lucifer's email link. The Nude Lawyers patch is not an official Mutant Wizards product--in fact, it's a violation of our copyright. We regret that someone has found a way to use our product in a way that some people have found offensive, and we encourage all of our customers to refrain from using or redistributing this unauthorized add-on. |
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| Lucifer |
Oh, you're no fun! |
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| NtheSlammer | You jerks! I bought a copy of your game and spent weeks, literally WEEKs playing it, and then when I went into court, the judge threw out half my motions, stuff that worked fine in the game. In fact, nothing worked the same way it did in the game, and the jury came back with a guilty verdict on two counts of grand larceny and one count of scheming to defraud. What kind of scam is this, anyway? | |
| Mutant Wizard #1 | Sorry to hear about your recent legal difficulties. Unfortunately, as stated clearly in the disclaimer on the Lawyers from Hell package, our software is sold for entertainment purposes only, and its use should not take the place of consulting a qualified attorney. | |
| NtheSlammer | I still say it's all your fault and I'm going to sue you bastards blind! | |
| Mutant Wizard #1 | We regret that you feel that way. May I point out that although the current version of Lawyers from Hell only covers criminal court cases, the upcoming Lawyers from Hell II also allows you to contest a wide variety of civil cases. We hope you'll find this an invaluable resource as you prepare your case against us. | |
| Clueless Jerk | What are the cheat codes? I can't win. | |
| Mutant Wizard #1 | Since Mutant Wizards is a game requiring skill, deductive reasoning, and knowledge of the legal system, there's not much scope for developing cheat codes. | |
| Lucifer | So they say. I don't have the cheat codes yet, but there's an Easter egg. Go to the opening screen, put your cursor on the judge, and press control-D. | |
| Clueless Jerk | I did that on the home page and nothing happened. | |
| Lucifer | Not the website, the GAME, you clueless....never mind. | |
| Bob, Esq. | Where's the damn demo for Lawyers II? | |
| Mutant Wizard #1 | We regret that we have been unable to release the demo version of Lawyers from Hell II this month as earlier announced. Our production schedule was negatively affected when a key member of our staff become the victim of an unanticipated homicide. Unfortunately, the resolution of this unfortunate occurence created considerable interruption to our work schedule and resulted in some minor staffing changes. We have therefore decided to cancel the demo so that we can devote the attention of our remaining staff to completing the game itself. | |
| LaMeR | sUM bUdy MAke mE A mOd. im 2 LaZy. | |
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